Description

They Call Me Mummy Polyester T-Shirt

The They Call Me Mummy T-shirt is a hilarious nod to the undead matriarch in all of us — overworked, under-rested, but still holding it together (barely). Whether you’re chasing kids, coffee, or curses, this tee wraps you up in comfort and sarcasm with just the right amount of graveyard glam.

Made from lightweight, breathable polyester, it’s perfect for mummies on the move — ancient or just exhausted. From tomb to school run, pyramid to party, this shirt is built for chaos and crafted for laughs.

Key Features:
✔ Premium polyester fabric – soft, moisture-wicking, and strong enough for supernatural multitasking
✔ Crisp, high-quality print – won’t unravel, even if you feel like you are
✔ Classic fit – relaxed and reliable, whether you’re raising the dead or just raising kids
✔ Perfect for tired moms, Halloween queens, and undead icons – because even mummies deserve a moment to slay