Description

Still a Toad… Thanks for Nothing, Princess! Polyester T-Shirt

Fairy tales lied — and this shirt calls them out. The Still a Toad… Thanks for Nothing, Princess! T-shirt is a cheeky, truth-telling tribute to broken spells, unmet expectations, and owning your warty reality with pride. With its bold design and unapologetic message, this tee is for those who are done waiting around to be “rescued” and ready to hop their own path.

Made from lightweight, breathable polyester, this shirt is soft, moisture-wicking, and built for everyday defiance — whether you’re dodging drama, embracing your inner creature, or flipping the script on happily-ever-after nonsense.

Key Features:
✔ Premium polyester fabric – smooth, lightweight, and rebellious enough for reality-checkers on the move
✔ Crisp, high-quality print that stays sharp and sarcastic, wash after wash
✔ Classic fit for comfort that doesn’t quit (even if the fairytale did)
✔ Perfect for misfits, realists, and anyone who’s kissed one too many frogs